Tree Climber

A short guy (5'4-5'9) who dates a taller woman

I don't mind a taller woman, I'm a tree climber

by SAJ91 May 2, 2016

social climber

a person who tries to seek social acceptance either through:

1.) the expense of someone else
2.) the use of obsequious behavior
3.) "forced" companionship

while Lee and his two friends were walking in the mall..

Lee's friends: hey man let's go to the movies..
Lee: yeah man! good idea!

(Lee's mobile phone rings..) (kring.. kring..)

Lee: Hello..

Social Climber: Hey where are you?
Lee: at the mall with my close friends..
Social Climber: Cool.. ill go there ok?
Lee: uh.. actually we were planning on just the three of us close friends hanging out.. maybe next time.. is that ok?
Social Climber: i'm on my way to the mall. ill see you guys there..
Lee: uh....
Social Climber: (drops phone..) and is on his way..

lee and his friends have no choice but to either leave the mall before "social climber" arrives, or just deal with his annoying presence.

by funkflick December 5, 2007

Claimer

Someone who claims a board sport move as his own. A derogatory term.

Just get out and ride, you sad claimer!

by mirkin July 10, 2003

Ice Climber

When a gay man's full beard gets ejaculated on by many men, making it appear as if he has icicles in his beard like he had been exploring in the arctic.

After seven guys popped their loads on Chuck's beard, he looked like an ice climber.

by CocoSantango August 17, 2010

mexican fence climbers

a boot often worn by mexicans with the pointed toe and large heel.

dog the bounty hunter wears mexican fence climbers to look taller..

by chance greenroyd January 18, 2007

Cliteral

Like Clitoris and Literal
the straight forwardnesss of a girl wanting to get it on

John- "i didn't think i was going to get very far with sarah last night, but then she got cliteral with me.
dan- "what do you mean"
John "she just looked at me and said "stick it in already!""
dan- "well that was rather cliteral of her!"

by klijinky February 28, 2010

Cliterbate

(Verb) - An action performed by a female, due to the lack of male genitals, to stimulate the sexual response of ones body. This action can be performed by one's self or with the help of hand-held devices.

Sally, lacking male companionship on her day off, stays at home and cliterbates to Mr. Rodgers and SNL (What a weird bitch, right?)

by Tarkster April 19, 2009