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Cleaning the clarinet

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.
I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.
by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016
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Spite Cleaning

A form of passive aggressive behavior, done usually by a roommate, live in significant other, or family member done mostly in the kitchen but also in other cohabitated spaces such as the living room or bed room. Spite cleaning is done for the sole purpose of instilling guilt into another person and allowing the abuser to be mad or rude to the other person. Cleaning is often done in quick, jerking movements and loudly as possible by slamming things or clanking pots, bowls, and dishes. The spite cleaner will also block and prevent others from helping.
I had to take a dump as soon as I was done eating diner and before I was even done wiping I could here my gf stomping around the kitchen and spite cleaning because I should have done the dishes first instead of avoid crapping my pants.
by Kirco January 25, 2021
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clearing your browsing history

when you go to pornhub and you need to clear your history
friend: how come you don't have anything in your history
me: oh i was on pornhub
clearing your browsing history is something you do when you went to pornhub
by NameSiren435547 February 8, 2021
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Cleavite

The untanned portion of a woman's chestal region, which is usually covered by a bathing suit, and is thus more pale than the rest of her body.
I just glimpsed some cleavite. Score!
by bbf August 2, 2007
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cleaning your beans

touching yourself, whacking it, whipping the monkey, etc.; masturbation.
This is more embarrassing than the time you were caught cleaning your beans at Don Knotts christmas party.
by gmxxxx23 July 7, 2009
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cleaning cobwebs

Having sex with a female that hasn't had sex in a long time
I am getting my cobwebs clean out of me tonite
by kitty+sis February 24, 2004
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Welfare Cleaning

What you spend 5 hours doing to your house after you get the call that welfare is coming for a home visit.
John: Shit! welfare just called and they are coming to look at the house!
June: Call the family! time for a welfare cleaning!
by Unknown.Programmer August 29, 2006
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