Claudistische Nackenfotze

Wenn dein Arbeitgeber oder dein Kunde dich fragt, warum sie statt dir nicht einfach Claude nehmen.

"Mein Chef hat mir heute so eine claudistische Nackenfotze verpasst."
A: "Unser Kunde hat schon wieder gedroht uns mit Claude zu ersetzen."
B: "Tja, eine klassische claudistische Nackenfotze."

by kawaiiotta March 1, 2026

Claudio

Claudio is the name of a person with a kind heart. He always likes to have a small chat and appreciates the small things in life. If he decides he likes you make sure not to loose him. :)

“Who just walked past”
“That’s Claudio!”

by SpyingSquirrel December 23, 2024

Victor claudio

Victor claudio is a young man with an Afro and he left his son but has a really big heart

victor claudio is a young man

by Thecastleking234 March 8, 2022

Lord_Claudius

A closeted Argentinian man who believes the falklands rightly belongs to Argentina, spends 2/3 of his time researching the French marechal Joachim Murat and his phat ass, and the beloved former leader of a napoleonic lego neapolitan army from June 2020 to September 2023.

hey mane claudius is retiring, his opinions doesn't matter

ill miss lord_claudius

I would post the images here, but I've been banned from their disk, for saying "Puta Espana" in EI chat
Just a disclaimer: Lord_Claudius does not approve the actions suggested above. Viewer discretion advised.

by AverageClaudEnjoyer September 27, 2023