Clarkson

Don't even get my started on this suburb.
The eshays in this suburb are next level 'mad cunt'. Just one side glance and they're beat the living shit out of you, and then steal some shoes from the shopping centre. The eshays here are so next level, they aren't even scared of the police station down the road.
Aside from the eshays, the bogans here are also next level. They like the take matters into their own hands, and become the police, you think you can do burnouts in their streets? Ha... you can.
But break into their houses, and they're fucking stab you in the face and eat you alive. They're like that sometimes... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anywhooooo
Never get on a bus there either by the way, there is a 45% chance you'll sit on an unborn child... if ya know what I mean.

'ESHAYS BRUAH'
'Goddamit the eshays are in Clarkson again'
'YOU GOT THESE IN A SIZE 10 BRUAH?'

by Your Local Perth Guide September 6, 2020

A Jeremy Clarkson tango

When you have sex whilst driving, whilst on the phone to your mates describing the specs of your new car!

Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!

by Juan juenimo December 8, 2022

clarksons

Kentish slang for the female breast/s.

“Whoa, check out those bootiful Clarksons bruv”

by Z3r0kewl May 10, 2021

Kelly Clarksoned

When someone covers a song but does it better than the original. The song then becomes theirs.

Ben Platt totally Kelly Clarksoned “Diet Pepsi” by Addison Rae

by Seedaphil August 18, 2025

john clarkson

A cuntish pedophile!

What a John clarkson

by 199312355678910 January 13, 2018

cheremy clarkson

when a noob gets a red face by embarrassment.

oi mate you have got such cheremy clarkson since everyone found out you slept with that goat.

by pollypocket1002 July 16, 2011

dan clarkson

sigma + lvl 200 on fn single if you know what i mean

Dan clarkson is SIGMA

by dan111122FAN January 21, 2024