Chutney crotch

someone with red or orange pubic hair

i heard she's a chutney crotch.

by stoney2007 September 9, 2005

chutney lover

a person or persons who loves the dirty brown eye

i walked by the man and could immediately tell he was a chutney lover by the color on his upper lip

by LJ.Diamond August 8, 2008

chutney lobster

When messy anal beads are pulled out and have two massive lumps of feces on the end resembling a dripping chutney smothered lobster

Rupert was quite appalled at turning Mary on with anal beads when he pulled out a chutney lobster

by Loopydave October 18, 2018

PLUM CHUTNEY

A mans leavings, after having achieved personal nirvana

After a pleasant evening at the drive in, stacey was pleased to rediscover stephens plum chutney on the back seat of her ford focus.

by barrington May 9, 2006

chutney canal

Anus, Anal Passage, Rectum etc.

"I'd do her up the chutney canal..."

by Christoph22 August 2, 2007

Chutney Ferret

Homosexual young man

I say young Jed stay away from me, I don't like pooh box pinball you Chutney Ferret.

by Fradley lad November 7, 2017

Grundle chutney

Generally found on unwashed people, it is the formation of sweat, tagnuts and fresh poo from a badly wiped anus that forms around the perineum.
Also used as a insult.

You are about as much use as grundle chutney.

by goody33 August 21, 2011