Chuff

Polite euphemism used to replace a popular expletive, the exact meaning varies depending on context. Handy for use in workplaces where the management are uptight squares who stifle free speech.

That chuffing customer is a clueless chuffer who doesn't know what the chuff he's on about.

by Raki July 19, 2006

up the chuff

up the bottom (like what gay men do)

That man has his winky up that other mans windward passage! Let's call this act "going up the chuff"

by Jenkins Warsteiner June 16, 2007

chuffy

to be puffed up with self contented delight, happiness and well being; to be chuffed, full of chuffiness, to things chuffily.

a ruffled grouse puffing up its feathers
in courtship.

by Serena Rykert February 24, 2004

chuffnut

A chunk of shit stuck between your ass cheeks. Generally missed if you've been too hasty wiping your ass after a dump.

Man, I only wiped once, and now I have a chuffnut the size of an egg in my ass.

by Stu October 12, 2003

Chuff like a wizard's sleeve

Having a wide or loose vagina.

I banged your sister and man, she's got a chuff like a wizard's sleeve. I couldn't feel her at all.

by Our Lady of Sporks August 12, 2011

Chuff

To blaze, most commonly the chronic, but can also refer to the bomb tobacco.

I had just been involved in a rather large chuff session(the heady nuggets of course) on the booby bus when I grabbed a keystone to relieve my cottonmouth.

by BigChuckMN May 22, 2011

chuffed to fuck

ecstatic, exceptionally happy over something

"i see alec's chuffed to fuck" commented kevin "one of his gnomes has just come third in the Miss Dagenham competition"
"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"

by theWestHamfan December 13, 2003