Choir practice

Slang for a woman going to see a man named singer for sex

Jb fully just went to choir practice i saw her sneak out

by CEO of choir practice May 20, 2011

Bitchin' to the Choir

When someone is complaining at length about something you are in TOTAL aggreement with

Dude: I was at work jamming on my itunes and my boss made a big stink

Friend: You're "bitchin' to the choir" man!

by 1ezlife October 24, 2011

choir-boy

A funny guy.

Goody goody: "I showed up 2-days in a row, after work and working out, and you were gone. I understand if you were busy, but since you don't talk directly to me, I have my doubts it's me that you're talking at. I don't trust it. It hurts when I publcily support your alpha status because I'm proud of you and you don't even publicly try to align with me. Are you ashamed of me? For my sanity (and yours), I don't want to continue doing whatever this is we're doing anymore. I'm not your girl, I'm not feeling it, and you're not the alpha man for me. God is closing the door."

Choir-boy: "10-4, 611."

Goody goody: *facepalm*

by ange1 January 10, 2013

Select Choir

A Choir full of bitches and bastards that Can't sing.

Ugh! I hate that select Choir! None of them can actually sing!

by Rtistique June 8, 2011

choir nerds

Losers that are in choir because they aren't cool enough to play an instrument. People who can't play an instrument resort to choir because they have nothing better to do in their life but mock bandgeeks because they are good enough to be able to actually PLAY an instrument rather that SUCK at singing. It takes more skill and time to play an instrument.

Bob: Hey Jill are you going to be one of the choir nerds again this year?
Jill: ha! No way, I want to be a band geek cause they are totally cool!
Bob: band geeks...
Jill: RULE!

by Bandiegirlandheartssemicolon September 16, 2008

Show Choir

1.) a flock of entitled little brats who all think they're gonna end up on Broadway or in Hollywood, but in reality about 25% of them have voices that don't make you want to die.

2.) a group of petty girls who have the attitude of a twelve-year-old and the orange skin of a fifty-year-old, and throw in a few closeted boys who hit on aforementioned girls to make it look like they aren't flaming as fuck.

3.) a choir run by teachers who don't actually teach the popp-y shit music and instead just collect an outrageous amount of money to do jack shit

4.) literally the most cancerous extra-curricular. Go get voice lessons instead. Show choir is hell.

"I wanna be a successful musician! I think I'm gonna join my high school's show choir!"
"Don't do that unless you really want to lose forty hours a week, all your Saturdays, and all of your friends."

by crapsody June 12, 2018

Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir

This is an invention of Peter Steele (Type O Negative). Because he always invites friends in the studio and they always help him out with backing vocals. So this group is about 100 people who are all the time different and a credited on every Type O Negative release under the collective name the Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir. All are friends of Peter Steele.

The Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir was really good on Bloody Kisses, but they sucked on October Rust

by Zonnic August 14, 2011