cocket

its a locket with that picture that rests upon my most beloved organ to signify how much i love andy

with andy i have to go all the way and get a cocket.. what if some otha nigga swoops in on mah shawty like dat

by iluvandy April 17, 2010

chickety china

Chickety china the chinese chicken. have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Phrase often used in desperate or dangerous situations to add humour or break the silence.

"hey look out for that truck!"
"CHICKETY CHINA!"

(awkward silence)
"...CHICKETY CHINA!!!!"

by Ritchies July 28, 2008

cockette

the feminine compliment to the penis. (aka vagina)

suck my cockette.

by dtotheOrDOuble E n January 31, 2004

Cocketition

When 2 competing males whip out their dongs in order to complete the courtship display and win the affections of the female subject. The winner is said to be the cockchampion

"oh fuck dave and brad just whipped out their dongs"
"damn there is some intense cocketition going on now dude"
"oh shit watch out they're about to lock horns"

by The maddog October 7, 2008

Davey Crockett

A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.

I met a girl in texas this weekend. We visited the Alamo and after she let me try the Davey Crockett on her. Stretched her puss the hell out but made one hell of a coonskin cap.

by fathat69 September 25, 2013

Cocket

The pocket in the front of a pair of briefs. Not to be confused with a dongdow.

My dick keeps getting poked by something. I think there's something sharp stuck in my cocket.

by Matt D. Underwood March 4, 2008

Chocker

(noun) One who abandons their principles because of extreme desperation and jealousy. Often accompanied by poor public performances due to being forced outside of their comfort zones.

I wish that chocker would stop ruining all of my shows with political ads.

by Burner 1233456 March 3, 2020