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Chitvan

A boy who is incapable of breathing in, as all he does is speak. His mouth is so fine-tuned to speaking utter BS, like Saul Goodman, that he is nicknamed, "Waltuh's Girlboss Cow Shitter". Over time, Chitvans have episodes of genius, and it is during these times that you may realize that you might like him, however, do not be fooled. Chitvans are nothing but gate-keepers who aspire to be lawyers who defend murderers and Russian spies and do not slay.
Hey, do you speak Russian?

No, I do speak BS tho.
Oh! You must be a Chitvan!
by loverOfCode September 24, 2022
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chimwanga

A guy that frequently jizzes into another man’s asshole from a high vantage point to simulate the great waterfalls of Peru but the jizz is so disgusting and Mutated that the asshole has a genetic repulsion and expels the jizz back into the urethra of the jizzer.
Their penises are often very small and their IQs are even more repulsive than their hygiene.
Commonly found in Botswana and surrounding nations.
Ay broski look at that dirty chimwanga over there I hope he doesn’t jizz I my ass I don’t want HIV
by Nanako Keri December 24, 2023
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