Chinese Landing

A slighty hair-raising, dodgy landing that is characterised by 'Wun Wing Loh'.
Usually the case with cheap, low cost budget airlines.

"Enjoyed everything but the Ryan-Air flight, proper Chinese landing!

"Chinese Landing?"

"Yea...Wun Wing Loh!"

by Vinyl_Richie March 30, 2009

chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.

Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Chinese Pablo

Chinese Pablo is an American Instagram Model, Video Creator and SongWriter. He is a social media freak who posts fashionable pictures of himself on Instagram. He also promotes brands, products and services via his Official Instagram Handle(@chinesepablo).

I saw the famous Instagram Model named Chinese Pablo at the Met Gala.

My brother got a follow from Chinese Pablo on Instagram last night.

Do you know which year Chinese Pablo was born in?

by Linda Hooks November 29, 2021

Chinese Sky Candy

Fireworks

There's enough chinese sky candy here to put both you away for a long while

by Canlo1 October 9, 2011

Chinese Lighthouse

pop punk jams from the East Great Falls. They have a song called "The Falls" (Originality is their specialty). All members are in fact Chinese, so don't ask again. The drummer is extremely unfancy due to his years of confinement as lead snare for the marching band. The bassist claims to be an underwater creature specialist. The guitarist is an absolute prick because his balls are made of 100% air. And the frontman....well, he's just a big stocky loser. All 5 members (there's one imaginary one) may be classified as "drakesters" based off of their social media spam sent to the one and only Drake Bell. They are trolls on twitter.

I'm going to see Chinese Lighthouse tonight.

by mega man z400 August 22, 2014

chinese raccoon

An Asian or oriental person, who hangs around the canteen or dining area eagerly awaiting free food or left overs. They may even search through sell by dates on the back of crisps or chocolate in the hope they'll get them cheap or for nothing

Amanda: "does anyone want these monster munch for nothing?????"

Paul: " fucking hell did you see how fast Ray was there?? if there's owt for nowt hes like a chinese raccoon."

by duringthewar April 22, 2015

Chinese snub

Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap. This is not when the Chinese fail to roll out a red carpet for the U.S. President, as some media outlets suggest.

Trevor Noah said he heard the trick is to stop pulling when you find yourself in a Chinese snub.

by anthawi September 6, 2016