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Chimp Wank

It is the act of taping ones penis to ones leg with either tape or cling film and wanking with his leg like a chimp.

The main advantage of this is that one can still eat and drink at the same time like a Sir.
Sir 1 "Dude we used so much tape and cling film"
Sir 2 "What having a chimp wank?"
by Bashtoe August 23, 2012
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chimp fucker

Someone with an unhealthy sexual attraction to primates. Especially Chimpanzees and other smaller apes.

May also refer to a minute person with apelike features. (Big ears, poo-flinging, a fondness of bananas or an overactive sexual libido)
"John sure does like to visit the zoo"
"No wonder, he's a right proper chimp fucker and no mistake!"
by Jarl September 19, 2008
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chimp gobble

The are of feasting on a monkeys cheeks, while pleasuring another man at the same time, always in cold weather below 0 degrees.
It was so cold last night so i performed chimp gobble.
by my dog nethanial hates me December 11, 2018
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Chimp moment

Noun: An an event or action that insinuates the likeness of a chimp
Bruh, your dad died? Kinda a chimp moment ngl
by An actual ape April 27, 2020
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Chimp pimpin

The chad of all pimps and chimps
by Chimp pimpin January 26, 2021
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chimp.mp4

Literally the best person to have been spawned ever.
Being mutuals with this person on TikTok is the same as being a saint.
chimp.mp4 is the perfect human specimen
by Amogus May 2, 2021
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Chimp Temple

A group of bored rich millionaires throwing away half of their life savings to buy mediocre and haphazardly made NFTs. Most notably, those with an appearance similar to anything simian or monkey-like in nature.
Rich People Twitter had turned from literal bored rich guys spending their lives away to buy gold dipped steaks, to becoming a literal chimp temple.
by alvinandthechimplets November 17, 2021
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