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Flamin' Hot Cheetos

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A spicy twist on the original Cheetos, but also a staple for loud, obnoxious, ghetto black females who love to be loud in the mornings whose fingers are constantly covered in flamin' hot cheetos which are constantly being smacked, smudging everything they touch
*screaming across the hallway early in the morning* HEY BITCH
Her friend: HEY GURL
*black girl screaming across the hallway once again* LOOK WHO GOT HER FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS BACK BITCH
by latrelljennings November 19, 2019
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eating cheetos

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to masturbate, works for male or females
by Kristin October 31, 2004
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A state of being in a carbohydrate-induced coma where you and everything around you is covered in orange powder.
Jim is in the throes of cheetosis.
by Keith Y. February 20, 2009
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Get some cheetos

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A command used to tell an individual to stop cockblocking, especially if that individual does not realize (s)he is being a cockblocker; A code phrase used to excuse oneself from a situation wherein one is cockblocking; Does not actually entail the physical activity of acquiring a bag of cheetos, it is only intended to protect oneself from a cockblock.
Michael, my lady friend and I are going to sit on my bed. Would you go get some cheetos?
by Mrob July 16, 2008
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Hot Cheetos

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When you put hot stuff all over your penis, insert your shlong in a hot Cheeto bag, and wait in a convience store until a black girl purchases you and sucks off all the hot Cheeto dust and hot sauce off your penis.
Sophia: yeah I got some hot Cheetos at the store, want some?

Mike: No stop my penis is in there.
by Dadadad4 June 11, 2018
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Black Cheetos

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You know, it's that thing when pubic hair is done in dreadlocks and resembles the size and shape of a popular finger snack.
Last night I had a run in with Black Cheetos and I had to bail. I should have known that the carpet matched the curtains!
by hounddiggity May 25, 2010
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cheetos

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As in, "Did you see all the Cheetos at that Trump rally? All five of them?"
by Flying Thesaurus March 15, 2017
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