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cheesy poofs 

A fictional brand of cheese-flavoured snack, eaten by South Park kid Eric Cartman.
"Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!"
cheesy poofs by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

Cheesy Western

1. An immaculate creation in which an ordinary cheeseburger is made amazing by adding a fried egg, onions, and pickles.

2. Proof that God exists.

3. Signature fare of the Texas Tavern
I prayed to God asking for proof of his existence, and a cheesy western appeared in my hand.
Cheesy Western by CapnPlanet32 October 20, 2008

Cheesy Bug 

Mate, my garden's full of thoes cheesy bugs
Cheesy Bug by JoStar:: August 23, 2009

cheesy pizza 

Cheesy Pizza, or any other two words that have the initials CP commonly refer to child porn
Hey bro, Mr White is so creepy, i bet he has Cheesy Pizza on his computer
cheesy pizza by OnSamander March 8, 2017

Cheesy Handy 

When you put cheese wiz in between your fingers and proceed to give someone a handjob. If people can put whipped cream on their nipples why can't I put cheese wiz on my penis?
"Hey hon why don't you give me a cheesy handy tonight?"
Cheesy Handy by bugprsn July 20, 2019

Cheesy Mendoza

When a male places two slices of Kraft American cheese singles onto a females breasts and proceeds to titty-fuck her. The man then ejaculates onto each slice of cheese. Once there is a good layer of ejaculate on each piece of cheese, the man then mashes the two pieces together and force feeds the cheesy jizz sandwich to the female.
The other day I was giving my girl a cheesy mendoza. It felt so good. I felt bad though because she got really sick afterwards. How was I supposed to know that she was lactose intolerant?