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Lasses who walk around the 'toon' pushing their buggies and shoving a greggs pasty or sausage roll into their kids hands. They wear gold earings the size of bird swings and necklaces like skipping ropes.
by Anonymous November 2, 2003
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charver

A charver is basically a very anti-social teenager, although the disease can spread from early childhood and continue until the time of the charver's death (usually around 25, due to the unhealthy lifestyle of a charver.)
They are obnoxious and attack the smart, confident, or different children in their class/ street. They are known to be the arch- enemies of emos or 'moshers' as they are sometimes known in Sunderland, North East of England.
Shannon: Let's turn around, there's loads of charvers at the fish shop
Nicola: no, it'll be ok, lets just keep going.
*charver kicks football off Shannon's head and laughs*
by Nicola Williamson April 24, 2007
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An amazing beautiful soul
Sings amazing and is always there for someone in need

Doesn't realize her potential even though there's so much going for her!
Sometimes I wish I was a Charney
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hot charley

heating up your penis with hot water and shoving it up a girl's ass
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charver

Charvers (also spelled charvas) are very stupid and self-centred people with their own accent and dialect. They are distinctivly annoying. They wear Berghauses (a brand of coat) and Rockports (shoes). They will stop at nothing to fight or insult anyone who they don't like (all non-charvs). They are like rabbits and multiply at the speed of light. They think they can get away with anything. Basically, only the tail of the sperm made it.
Dialect:

"Wey aye man!" - Well yes, person.

"Where y' gannin' like?" - Where are you going?

"Like hoo!" - Phrase usually placed at the end of every sentence for effect.
by Silly Bugger December 7, 2003
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Charver

''Charver'' Northern English expression for poor scruffy street kid, usually dressed in trackies with designer labels, drives hot hatchback cars, and is a general menace to society.

Southern english definition ''Chav''.
You charver,or you chav
by Speedball April 25, 2006
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Chalvey

A depressed neighborhood in Slough, Berkshire, which has a red light district, high immigrant population, and stores that "smell bad".

History: A local legend began in the mid 1800s about the "Chalvey Stab Monkey" involving an organ grinder and a stabbed monkey; the first person to get blind drunk on the anniversary of the monkey's funeral is declared "Mayor of Chalvey".

Residents have been called stab-monks.
Looks like I am the only white person here. I feel like I'm in Chalvey!
by cyberpunk8 March 13, 2011
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