retard chariot

4 wheeler A.K.A. Quad

He parked his retard chariot at the top of the hill, right in my path!

by Peoples Lizard March 31, 2008

Homo Chariot

Alternative name for Jet Ski's

He can't surf and has no imagination, so he got a homo chariot

by Miko45 September 7, 2005

Chariots of Fire

The act of sprinting to the crapper when you feel the burning diarrhea in your colon about to explode.

"Yesterday in school I had the biggest Chariots of Fire."
"I no you ran over me."

by Antonio January 16, 2005

Fag Chariot

Another word for scooter

Look at those guys riding their fag chariots

by BasedFrog May 24, 2022

porcelain chariot

Toilet bowl

Jeez that pizza gave me the shits, i've been riding the porcelain chariot all night

by Bommaz September 11, 2011

war chariot

Sexual position. A varient of "doggy style" where the man holds the girls dual ponytail simulating reins of a horse. This works best with very long hair.

1. That girl has amazingly long hair! Makes me want to get my war chariot on.

2. "You war chariot with her yet?"

" her hair is too short. It ends up being more of a pony express"

3. She's got that war chariot hair going on

by kagesama April 21, 2014

poverty chariot

A bus.

Only poor people ride the poverty chariot.

by PartTimeLegend September 12, 2016