Chaoked

When you fangirl too hard, and you choke a whole different way.

“Mia chaoked over Peter Parker.”

by Gay-Homo December 20, 2017

Chalkeys

A pub in long eaton usually full of poundland paulas and other riffraff and scum gutter!

I cba to go into town tonight, I might just pick myself up a poundland Paula from chalkeys instead!

by Charlxxe February 11, 2020

Chalkery

When you melt butter on your hands and spank someone at maximum effieciency

Him: If I hit a homerun here I get a free chalkery

Her: Deal, you're buns

Him: *Hits piss missile 850 feet*

Her: Crap

Him: A deal is deal

*excessive cry and scream*

by Funky.Chunky.Monkey November 26, 2021

chalkeater808

A rich person who has so much money and has never cheated on hypixel skyblock for money

That man is such a chalkeater808

by Chalkeaters March 15, 2022

Chalker

A pair for trainers or shoes

Come on mush get your chalkers on we're going out

by Simsimmer June 28, 2022

Chalker

Slang term for a parking enforcement officer/traffic warden.
Wardens will often draw chalk marks on tyres of parked cars to easily see if they move on or not within a specific time-frames.

I'd better get back to the car before that chalker leaves me a love letter (parking ticket)

by Cuckoos_nest January 1, 2023

Chalker

A chalker is a slur against white people, when you're so white it needs a new slur that you can slap a hard R on. When your dad's dancing is so bad that whatever amount of melanin he has turns to dust and leaves his body.

"Oh my god you are so fucking white you chalker."

by Curare the defenestrator July 5, 2025