A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.
Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.
by txmx April 4, 2006

A girl or guy that's have been used before but been refurbished a certified pre-owned of one choice to consider. few years old with low mile like not a lot drama.
by CPO2017 January 27, 2017

by EPS February 22, 2018

by ThaxTruth August 20, 2008

A Certified demon is someone that exudes stereotypical "alpha/sigma" male behaviour or exudes behaviour that can be considered menacing or threatening in both a positive and negative connotation.
Person 1: "Did you see how Harold got the best grade on the test without even studying?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a certified demon for that."
Person 2: "Yeah he's a certified demon for that."
by ShadowGoldGang January 18, 2022

A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.
by brobgonal April 21, 2022
