how'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?

A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie

How'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?

by phil atio April 13, 2008

carving up

the action of having a more than decent/ good amount of eliminations or a streak of kills in cod or some other fps. also could be known as 'racking up bodies'.

to carve up, you are good at what your playing and you have experience with mass genocide.

player/teammate: "yo what the fuck chris, you carving up my g"

'chris' who is carving up: "thanks nigga"

or

player who is carving up: "cuz, im carving/carving up"

teammate: "you have 3 kills bitchass"

by Dead step sister February 17, 2021

Canoe Carving

The act of penetrating the womans canoe with your penis, or in this case, your carver.

Hey bitch, why don't you take off those leggings and let me practice canoe carving, now!

by missouri113 February 25, 2010

Carved Blumkin- [a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon]

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"

by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013

Your carving the pumpkins already

An adult movie that contains a prank on a step sister

your carving the pumpkins already you know that my favirote part

by Nigel cone November 15, 2019

Power Carve

(verb) a type of manual locomotion whereby a person can propel a kick scooter (or similar device), without using their feet (or anything else) to swipe the pavement, all by manipulating his/her weight and cutting the handlebars back and forth

Dave crushed the longest glide competition on his Razor scooter when he ripped out a power carve at the end, pushing out an ever increasing distance until the judges, out of frustration, asked him to “stop”.

by goose_on_a_roof December 26, 2023

Carve Your Name Into Her Walls

Having Sex with someone

Yo did you carve your name into her walls last night?

by The_lamp_guy October 10, 2020