A phrase to be used in a situation in which the other person makes a dramatic, self-victimizing, gas lighting and/or negative comment to bring focus to themselves or give them the advantage of the conversation.
-"Fine, I just won't speak at all then"
-"ok, Carlton"
-"It's so nice out today"
-"still wish I was dead though"
-"ok, Carlton"
-"ok, Carlton"
-"It's so nice out today"
-"still wish I was dead though"
-"ok, Carlton"
by LillyMallow May 14, 2020

by coonlover July 8, 2006

The biggest and most violent nonce ( or also known as a paedofile). This transgender man has been found guilty of 4569 rape offences on nursery children
by Benneben October 9, 2019

Strange, drive through place where nobody stops. South Carlton is posh, but the level of pikeyness increases the further north you go, until you reach the Co-op at the top of the village.
Also, the road names change along the same road. Confuses Sat Navs
Quite a lot of Road Ninjas!
Also, the road names change along the same road. Confuses Sat Navs
Quite a lot of Road Ninjas!
"For gods sake, dont go through Carlton in Lindrick, we'll just get lost/shot/mugged/arrested." wife
"I've got to go this way because i need to score from co-op, before i go to Doncaster court..." husband
"I've got to go this way because i need to score from co-op, before i go to Doncaster court..." husband
by aren't there other pseudonyms? August 13, 2009

A new internet phenomenon that is similar to getting Rick Rolld. The difference is that getting Carlton Crushed has a video of Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air doing his dance.
There are various links to this, including www.images.bigbig.com, www.tech-news.tk, and much more.
There are various links to this, including www.images.bigbig.com, www.tech-news.tk, and much more.
"Hey man! Some guy just told me to go to this one website, but then a video of some dancing black guy started playing!"
"Haha! You just got Carlton Crushed!"
"Haha! You just got Carlton Crushed!"
by NB_Nathan April 7, 2008

A Stylized 420 Name for a Pen Pipe.
A type of MacGyver
A Pen that has its parts removed to store & smoke Ganja.
The name originates from the use of pens by Upper Crust stoners.
It was perfect for "classy concealment" of Marijuana especially during increased drug busts in the 20th Century.
When smoked, it looked just like a simple cigarette or cigarette holder.
A type of MacGyver
A Pen that has its parts removed to store & smoke Ganja.
The name originates from the use of pens by Upper Crust stoners.
It was perfect for "classy concealment" of Marijuana especially during increased drug busts in the 20th Century.
When smoked, it looked just like a simple cigarette or cigarette holder.
Watson: "Is that a Pen you are smoking out of"?
Reginald: "More than just a Pen dear Watson, 'tis a Ritz Carlton ;)"
Watson: *snubs*
Reginald: "And He'll never know."
Reginald: "More than just a Pen dear Watson, 'tis a Ritz Carlton ;)"
Watson: *snubs*
Reginald: "And He'll never know."
by Droid Vinyl April 30, 2012

by BIGOZ July 16, 2006
