Carl

Carl, Carl usually has nipple boners and boners. Carl is a beaver, Carl is usually the loudest and happiest in the group, group of friends. Carl's usually have lemon yellow teeth and wants to get cum white teeth. Whenever Carl smiles he looks like a donkey.

Carl's usually likes touching other people's mouth. They like Ariana Grande and Cardi B
"Why are yellow Carl"
"Be quiet, I want cum white teeth."
by Miguel Longface September 09, 2020
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Carl

A banjo playing headstanding kinda guy. The kind of man you want to have babies with but still fuck every afternoon. Sings the whole song. Whiskey is his krytponite.
Carl got a new baby sling. It’s got a place for the baby’s bottle and for his.
by Channing April 25, 2018
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Oh damn so it really be like that ... he a CARL
by bigforeheadbitch March 06, 2019
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Carl

A guy that does not care about anyone but himself. He is only looking out for number 1. Usually a jerk and with red hair and light skin.
Man that idiot is such a carl.
by Carrie112355 February 01, 2009
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Carl is a psychopathic llama that enjoys to snack on baby hands. He found out how to tear a rip into space time for the sole purpose of delivering him baby hands. His ex-friend Paul has no idea how Carl does the things he does. He also has a hat. I feel like the hat is important to mention.
Remember when Carl set off that atomic bomb?
Yeah. He thought it was my birthday.
by Carl_TheLlama March 07, 2019
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Looks older or younger than actually is
Carl's beard makes telling his age even more difficult
by Buffythevslayer February 06, 2017
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Carling

The most stunningly gorgeous chick to get strut this planet. Likes sports. Knows how to treat her man. Can become jealous when man stealers flirt with her boy friend, but handles it and shows him that he belongs to her. Smart for a blondie. Beautiful blue eyes. Passionate lover <3
Person: how was it with Carling?

Jake: she's perfect, I'm in love with that lassie.
by TheBombDotCom October 16, 2013
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