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Carl

A fat, slovenly, mouth breather that always wears sweatpants and sandals and has food stains on shirt.

they are the human equivalent of an armpit. They often smell like shit and are dumb as fuck.

Can be male or female but female must also have facial hair to be in the "Carl" class

They are usually found as towtruck drivers, computer repair specialist, plumbers, security guards and homeless people.
(Fat ass eating cheetos) "Can I help ya?" (burp!)

me: " What a fucking Carl"
by ha;lsdkhg January 5, 2017
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Carl is a thirsty overprotective boyfriend virgin who won’t let his girl out of 5 ft of him. He’s usually autistic af and does asmr into his girl’s ear.
Hey see that weirdo over there what is he doing?
Oh he’s just a Carl that’s his thing
Oh ok
by Autistic Legend27 February 2, 2019
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Carl is white.
Random person 1:Wow look a white dude
Random person 2: ahem** that’s a Carl
by Shotdogsheshot September 8, 2019
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A guy that does not care about anyone but himself. He is only looking out for number 1. Usually a jerk and with red hair and light skin.
Man that idiot is such a carl.
by Carrie112355 February 1, 2009
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Carl is a psychopathic llama that enjoys to snack on baby hands. He found out how to tear a rip into space time for the sole purpose of delivering him baby hands. His ex-friend Paul has no idea how Carl does the things he does. He also has a hat. I feel like the hat is important to mention.
Remember when Carl set off that atomic bomb?
Yeah. He thought it was my birthday.
by Carl_TheLlama March 6, 2019
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Looks older or younger than actually is
Carl's beard makes telling his age even more difficult
by Buffythevslayer February 6, 2017
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Carling

The most stunningly gorgeous chick to get strut this planet. Likes sports. Knows how to treat her man. Can become jealous when man stealers flirt with her boy friend, but handles it and shows him that he belongs to her. Smart for a blondie. Beautiful blue eyes. Passionate lover <3
Person: how was it with Carling?

Jake: she's perfect, I'm in love with that lassie.
by TheBombDotCom October 16, 2013
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