A fat, slovenly, mouth breather that always wears sweatpants and sandals and has food stains on shirt.
they are the human equivalent of an armpit. They often smell like shit and are dumb as fuck.
Can be male or female but female must also have facial hair to be in the "Carl" class
They are usually found as towtruck drivers, computer repair specialist, plumbers, security guards and homeless people.
they are the human equivalent of an armpit. They often smell like shit and are dumb as fuck.
Can be male or female but female must also have facial hair to be in the "Carl" class
They are usually found as towtruck drivers, computer repair specialist, plumbers, security guards and homeless people.
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