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cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".
1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man
by alienman September 6, 2013
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two cans short of a six pack

adj. stupid or crazy; not "all there."
oh man, look at this two cans short of a six pack
by Mohamed youssif September 5, 2008
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man cans

A term or description used to express that a man has large flabby droopy saggy flappy pectoral muscles that typically found on a fat person.
HAHA he's got man cans!
by Robert Kahn May 19, 2005
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cant be arsed

by Alex February 13, 2004
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Cantabridgian

Someone who lives in Cambridge Massachusetts. As a rule, someone who is far less cool and culturally relevant then they think they are.
Person 1: I love Boston!

Person 2: Have you ever been there?

Person 1: No, but everything remotely intelligent and hip about Boston is actually in Cambridge.

Person 2: Oh right, your a Cantabridgian.
by A100NZ July 2, 2008
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CantStopAmani

A person who tries really hard to get a date on online dating apps and overreacts to everything that they watch.
CantStopAmani is so annoying, all he does is message me and overreact when I send him messages.
by TGGO September 4, 2018
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CantStopLandon

CantStopLandon is a term used for a Blond Kid whom of which is named “Landon” It can be used as a cool nickname for that person. The term first used for the username from the YouTube account CantStopLandon owned by “Landon Jones”
Landon is awesome! You just CantStopLandon man!”
by LizDibujo February 12, 2022
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