Californian Spaghetti

When you take a shit in the shower after a long night of getting pile drived in the anus and then stomp it down the drain

Barry said to Darren "fuck that shit just slid out my ass and then i stomped it down the drain to make tonight's feed"
Darren said "sounds like you just made some prime Californian spaghetti"

by Bazza the bonglord November 23, 2018

Californian Firebomb

When a man smears chilli sauce on his dick and dick slaps someone with it

Sarah: Oh my god, James gave me a californian firebomb last night
Melissa: How was it?
Sarah: The best thing ever

by cavelious james June 1, 2022

Californian Breakfast

When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.

Dude, me and my buddy are gonna try the Californian Breakfast tomorrow

by Carol Da Cracker January 16, 2022

The Californian Breakup

Breaking up with someone while wearing flip-flops, so that when you walk away the flip flop sound stays in the air.

Oscar: How did you break up with Jessica?
Paul: I gave her the californian breakup.
Oscar: How did she take it?
Paul: She didnt like the sound.

by neresa February 14, 2024

Californian

Another name for someone who is from the state of California

This Californian hit me yesterday

by ADMIZloz July 9, 2024

Californian Fallujah

The act of having sex on a beach with a woman whilst a large amount sand is present in her vagina.

“Last night this girl, Kathryn, asked me to do a Californian Fallujah with her; It was weird as fuck.”

by BigLittleBro April 27, 2024

Californian birder

The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.

I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015