C.A.F-caf

Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.

Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

Man did you hear her caf?

Dayum I caf'ed infront of the class!!

I explained to the class what C.A.F-caf was and they started lol..

by BigDaddyErn January 4, 2011

Caf-furious

1. The caffeine equivalent of hangry
2. Needing caffeine so bad you're angry

If there isn't coffee in my hand in the next 5 minutes, I'm gonna become caf-furious

by SubwaySandwich October 17, 2022

CAF

Chicks aren't funny

Girlfriend: she just told me the funniest story!

Me: CAF

by Villus April 25, 2017

CAF

Crazy as fu*k

Guy 1: Yo stay away from her. That girl is caf!
Guy2: ikr!

by Sk8life April 24, 2017

CAF

A slang term for "Classy as F**k." Usually used in texting or Twitter

'"I saw that new suit you are wearing, it's CAF"

by BlackHawk812 September 3, 2016

CAF

Curious as fuck

"tell me a secret, because I'm CAF"

by Mellymel24 July 16, 2017

The suck for caf

Its when a girl is about to guve you head. You put your dick in a jar of preworkout and she sucks it off getting a caffeine buzz

Hey bro you ever tried the suck for caf?
Its when a girl sucks your dick while its covered in caffeine

by uncensored_BTW October 4, 2023