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caffeinhated

To be disliked by others because of your caffeine intake
"The lazy people at work don't like me because I'm hyper and get a lot done. I'm so caffeinhated."

"When I'm drinking coffee at work the Mormons won't talk to me. I might be caffeinhated."
by Linosova May 13, 2010
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Caffeineing

To fein for have a strong urge for caffeine
Debra: Lets stop by starbucks coffee I am Caffeineing so hard

Lisa: But you just had coffee

Debra: Did I ask you? No now shutup and let me get my dose
by JTATslave1914 October 22, 2011
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Caffeinoisseur

An expert in everything caffeinated. Coffee, tea, soda pop, etc. (See coffeenoisseur).
A caffeinoisseur will be able to taste the difference between green tea from decaf tea..
by fredskiskiski June 19, 2017
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Caffeiner

A person who drinks a lot of coffee, probably is addicted to caffeine and hates decaf.
"What? That's your 5th cup.

You are a caffeiner, aren't you?"
by seiju December 25, 2017
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caffeine refractory

In state in which you are so tired, no amount of caffeine consumption has any effect on you.
Sydney: “Dude, I’m so freaking tired I’ve had like 6 cups of coffee and it’s done absolutely nothing, except I’m all jittery.”

Nick: “You hit that caffeine refractory state. Sucks.”
by Scout was fat. July 18, 2021
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crime against caffeinity

{krahym uh-genst kaf-ee-in--i-tee}

noun

1. a crime or series of crimes that involves caffeinated-beverage drinkers that expose themselves to crappy coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, etc..., directed against individuals or large groups of people.

2. An undrinkable atrocity (coffee or tea related beverage that is too bitter, burnt, overly or insufficiently sweet, etc... ) that is directed especially against an individual or entire population or part of a population with crappy coffee grounds and without regard to individual guilt or responsibility even on such nasty coffee grounds.
Setting: End of blind date.

Bedford-Stuy Byron invites his date Flavia Flatbush to his apartment for some 'Coffee and chill.'

Flavia: Okay. What kind of coffee will you serve me? (flirty winky face)

Bedford-Stuy: Ummmmm.... Didn't think you'd accept. Will Sanka or Taster's Choice do?

Flavia (hate, anger, and disdain flash in her soul and eyes): YOU MONSTER! (knees Bedford-Stuy in the groin, crippling him to the ground). You heinous monster! Why would you serve anyone such crime against caffeinity?! (sobs and runs away as fast as her feet carry her to the nearest Williamsburg L train stop).

End scene.
by Tsarstepan April 26, 2017
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Caffeine

Caffeine , the most awesome invention of man, it allows you to stay awake for days at end. It have helped students finish homeworks the night before turning them in. Also it helped to create the wounderfull drinks we all love like coke and Coffie . Truly this substance is the best thing ever.
There is some Caffeine in in your coke, drink it.
by The lord of the dance. September 12, 2009
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