apple bottoms

buttox of a woman that resemble the sexual image of a beautiful tropical apple.

i wanna hit dat bitch from the apple bottoms. damm!!

by Samuel the shigadeidei December 28, 2005

Squirty Bottoms

When your bowel movements are both painful and 100% liquid, you are suffering from squirty bottoms. Also known as 'cappuccino ass' as your ass will hiss and froth during the movement.

(a) Every time I eat take and bake pizza from the grocery store I end up with a horrendous case of squirty bottoms.

(b) Fred's toes curled and his whole body was racked with pain as the hot and frothy excrement spewed forth from his ass. Just before he felt as if he was going to vomit he wondered what gave him such a bad case of squirty bottoms.

by Dasspam November 8, 2009

Buttmost

1) Having the sexiest butt in the whole universe
2) Having the biggest butt in the whole universe

You know Clarisse, right? She's the buttmost girl I know!

by Yagecito May 24, 2015

Buttom

The behavior of an individual towards another.

Yuh behaving like ah buttom.

by Zahnova_lala December 14, 2019

buttonshutup

something that you can use to shut up a door button with the power of poop viewing live on YouTube @slushmaniaYT

Jimmy Fallon used the buttonshutup up to determine the poop spewing live on SNL while watching his grandma take her life away from herself

by Husnus May 4, 2022

sandy bottoms

From one rhum drinker to another. Means go ahead and drink the rest of my daily rhum ration.

'Aye, mate! Sandy bottoms to you!"

by EACowboy February 3, 2017

Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey

To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.

"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."

by Don Heflin March 22, 2022