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bump
To insert one testicle into a vagina for no more than approximately two seconds. Usually a spontaneous act, can be a surprise to either/both involved, and can occur by complete accident.
Sid "Vicious" (or Patrick) Crosby: They calling me an alien, a big headed astronaut.
Michael "Bolton" Kovach: Eff those Flyer fans, that does not even make sense as a put down. Why would they even say that?
Sid: Maybe it's because your boy easy get ass a lot. To the tune of 87 women so far.
Mike: That's malarkey. I find your approach (to women) so adolescent -- I may look young but your game is prepubescent.
Sid: It's give or take, and sometimes I switch back to the old recipe. How many girls you slept with?
Mike: 5.5.
Sid: I am disappoint. And what the hell is a half point?
Mike: I bumped a girl once. I figured it was just a few seconds and just a ball so I can't count it as a full point.
Sid: Redic.
Michael "Bolton" Kovach: Eff those Flyer fans, that does not even make sense as a put down. Why would they even say that?
Sid: Maybe it's because your boy easy get ass a lot. To the tune of 87 women so far.
Mike: That's malarkey. I find your approach (to women) so adolescent -- I may look young but your game is prepubescent.
Sid: It's give or take, and sometimes I switch back to the old recipe. How many girls you slept with?
Mike: 5.5.
Sid: I am disappoint. And what the hell is a half point?
Mike: I bumped a girl once. I figured it was just a few seconds and just a ball so I can't count it as a full point.
Sid: Redic.
bump
(Verb) To do or say something that causes extreme embarassment or shame to someone. (see also... [bumpy)
(1.) "You got bumped when Mr. Ricks caught you cheating." (2.) "When you dropped your dropped your shorts in gym, you bubmped yourself". (3.) Dude, that was a MAJOR bump!"
bump by spiderdude July 24, 2004