Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

light bulb

hello \ good bye

lightbulb frank.

by leasha January 16, 2004

Fish Bulb

1)A person Who cheats;
2)someone who has to cheat to be good;

Wow, That is fish bulb for ya.

by Annonamous July 8, 2003

Light bulb head

A somalian woman. The protruding forehead and teeth and the lump of hair at the back which is hidden under the usual somalian costume gives the head an appearance from the side which is similar to the shape of a light bulb.

Those light bulb heads are queueing at the benefits office at 8am every Tuesday and it doesn't open until 9.

by arsenalchris March 29, 2008

Light Bulb HJ

When a girl attempts to give a guy a hand job, and she plays with his dick like she is screwing in a light bulb.

Usually given by Jewish girls named Steph.

Man, that Jewish girl named Steph gave me a Light Bulb HJ last night. It was terrible!

by Luke R. April 10, 2008

not the brightest bulb on the porch

a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised

See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck

Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.

Winthrop: Why do you say that?

Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.

Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

light bulb relationship

Light bulb relationships consists of those two people who are on and off so much that people get sick and tired of watching their bullshit

Yep, they're a light bulb relationship

by Anita Penas October 2, 2010