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Brush On Weld

As the name implies, this is a weld that it brushed on. It is used by the 'clever' DIY'er to 'fix' holes in cars which would otherwise fail roadworthyness test. Brush on weld takes the form of either underseal or seam sealer. Since it is much easier to apply than a proper metal weld, in that it doesnt actually join any metal together, it is within the grasp of most spanner monkeys.
Guy 1:- My car has a hole in the suspension turret and it cant pass its MOT.
Spanner monkey:- I can fix that for you using brush on weld. The MOT man will never know.

later.....
Guy 1:- You Fucking Knob Jockey! That brush on weld failed the mot!
Brush On Weld by DMIG October 31, 2011
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Brush fire 

The aftermath of two unshaved lesbians aggressively scissoring.
So I heard Heather and Jess hooked up last weekend, I'm sure they started a couple of brush fires.
Brush fire by DONALD SORTOR June 19, 2021

Brush Burn 

An abrasion on one's body, usually occurs on back or knees, caused by the friction of having your skin moving rapidly across a surface.
That brush burn I got on my back Saturday night really hurts! I can't believe I didn't feel it while it was happening!

Brush-walker 

One who feels it necessary to walk around for absolutely no reason at all while brushing his/her teeth.
Person 1: "God, i hate my new roommate. He walks around the entire appartment pointlessly while he's brushing his teeth."
Person 2: "Oh man, you got stuck with a brush-walker? Damn, that blows ass."

brush up 

" I need to brush up on my moves"
brush up by Melli Mel June 12, 2009

brush stroke 

A metaphor describing a distinct depiction of a narrative or the telling of a story of someones actions; especially an action or movement that has any degree of impact on an event; a unique perspective, experience, or point of view of someones own actions regarding an entire event - usually involving a group of people who experienced the same event or story.
"In the scheme of painting this whole picture in this ambush, - that was just my brush stroke. It's not above and beyond,- it was a brush stroke - the picture wouldn't be complete without a brush stroke...it wasn't more important than any other. It just happen to be my brush stroke that completed the picture."

- Sargeant Salvatore Guinta
brush stroke by GoSoTrite November 28, 2010

brush whore 

When you steal all of the brushes around you house because you enjoy the feeling of soft smooth hair.
"where are all the brushes?"

"oh that brush Whore probably has them in her room"
brush whore by Mr.Turtle December 14, 2014