browser

The application/program you are currently using to go to the websites including this page.

You are using a browser.
Internet Explorer is a browser.
Browser is the only way to get access to the web.

by siff ess bee July 31, 2017

professional browser

A customer, who's well schooled in the practice of appearing aloof, to the salesperson's offer of assistance. More often than not, it is a facade. The more the profesional browser appears aloof, the more likley they are seriously interested in the product the are inspecting.

"The professional browser tried that jacket on three times. Alot, for someone claiming to not be interested in it."

by D. Gould January 12, 2006

browserati

Loose term for those people who insist on criticising your choice of web browser, redirecting you to a 'download Firefox' link and generally crusading against Internet Explorer.

"I can't view this site, I've been blocked by the browserati"

by Jeremy Neal September 8, 2004

Window Browser

Someone who goes to the mall or walks by several shops on a street only looking at what they can see in the window or through the window, using this alone to determine which places to go in.

Girl 1: Went to the mall yesterday.
Girl 2: Did you see anything?
Girl 1: Well I was really just a window browser but I didn't really go in anywhere.
Girl 2: Oh nothing good huh?

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

brownberry

brownberry (v) – to send a message, via Blackberry wireless device, from the crapper. A practice highly frowned upon in civilized societies.

(v) Wasn't Fred in the bathroom? He must have brownberried me.

(n) I just came from the bathroom, and someone in the stall was sending a brownberry.

by Sid Nation February 11, 2006

browser window amnesia

A mental lapse occurring when multiple browser windows are open and you forget which one is playing music. This is incredibly annoying and may require you to restart your browser.

"Where is that music coming from!?"
"It's my computer but I'm not sure what it's coming from!"
"Well, turn it off!"
"I have a serious medical condition. It's called browser window amnesia!"
"That's not serious, you just found it on urban dictionary."
"Urban dictionary is a the world's most respected source for neologisms."
"You're right! You do have a serious mental condition!"

by jdaddyk April 9, 2010

brownhouser

noun. Someone who commits very stinky or unnaturally smelling farts. See brownhouse effect.

That dude's such a brownhouser - I can smell him down the hall!

by Dickie Merkin January 18, 2008