breastiny

The fate of a woman with large silicone breast implants.

It was Pamela's breastiny to be chosen as the new Playboy Playmate.

by Jill Sherman January 30, 2007

Thanksgiving Basting

A nut so heinous it shoots out and covers her like gravy on a turkey on Thanksgiving.

Dude, Tiffany experienced a thanksgiving basting last night. It was wild!

by imaspork003 November 3, 2020

bear-blasting

The sport invented by powerthirst drinkers beacuse they were to energetic for other sports!

Jim and i went bear-blasting after throwing back a can of POWERTHIRST!

by J-Frankz December 11, 2007

Forced Roasting

Forced Roasting (also known as doing the "Damian") is the concept of trying to forcibly roast someone in an attempt to get attention.

Roasting should be done naturally and only when the opportunity presents itself.

*Phillip updates a status on Facebook*
"Today was a great day!"

Damian comments: Nah it was pretty shit actually.

Luke: Oh there he goes again, doing another "Damian".

Jerome: Man stop trying to do forced roasting!!

by manoftheyear October 29, 2012

Solo Roasting

To excel while working independently.

Robert is working alone on that project, he is on fire, straight solo roasting!

by AtwaterDaddy February 22, 2017

Office Blasting

When in the office bathroom, feel flatulence coming on, hold back on it and wait for someone to leave said bathroom. Once they open the door to leave, let 'er rip. Anyone within earshot of the bathroom door will think person exiting was somehow involved.

Mort: Hey Saul.
Saul: Yes Mort.
Mort: Boy did I do some office blasting yesterday.
Saul. Oye vey. Who'd you get?
Mort: Some schmuck from accounting.
Saul: Very good Mort.
Mort: Thanks. Smelt like a week old gefilte fish too.
Saul: Word!

by aceclemente21 August 20, 2012

Pikachu blasting

When one has a gerbil inserted in their anus and they sneeze; ejecting the gerbil in a rapid fashion.

The man came into the ER with severe tears to his rectum, saying he had experienced Pikachu blasting earlier on that evening.

by John Grossbard January 11, 2013