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benjamin johnathan briggery briggs

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
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Briggs

Sadness and depression this dude has a big dick and ginger hair
Hey Briggs

Hi
How’s ur big dick
by James is super cool November 15, 2019
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Briggs-It

1.) Anytime that a double dose of tasty hot dogs is required to just kick that flavor up a notch.

2.) The ability to upgrade your situation with the addition of said hot dogs.

3.) May refer to a ‘hot dog’ athlete, mathematician, Jeopardy whiz, or other performer, who is showcasing his/her skills or knowledge.
I’ll have a #2 with Coke, to-go... Sir, would you like to Briggs-It for a $1? Hells yeah, I would, my dude! I appreciate you!

This movie sucks. Denzel sucks. I wish he would just Briggs-It already. I’m hangry.

Haaaa. Dude tried to send it, but totally biffed his face. I’m gonna Briggs-It so hard right now. Just watch!
by Pork Secrets January 30, 2021
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Briggs girls

Og Irish girlos

The best looking girls in ireland , but they rob tescos for a living.
They’ll give u the best slop slop 3000 for a fiver with no shame
Johnny: me best mate told me them briggs girls give the best slop slop 3000 🤤

Tomo: Yh they do 😩 speaking from experience ygm 😉

Johnny: where do i find one?
Tomo: Theyre probs robbing dealz rn, go check there
by bbyT 😈 April 12, 2022
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tiger briggs

A mad lad that is very sexy and as red hair
Oi ranga give us a cigarette please You monkey

Tiger Briggs was here
by A retard ranga November 7, 2019
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Briggs

Really bad wing man. Thinks he's doing good but it goes south real quick
Wow he really pulled a Briggs with at my double date
by ToMO.ma November 17, 2018
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Briggs

The sexiest coolest hottest man alive. He had at least a ten inch penis and is a solid 10/10
Who’s that hot guy over there?
Oh that’s Briggs
by Hot man 69 November 23, 2021
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