brandon

brandon. his looks may be appealing but don’t let them fool you. he may seem nice at first but after awhile you will soon find out he is a player. it will definitely be hard to believe at first but it’s true
can’t believe i fell for brandon. should’ve listened to alexa
by javilover December 17, 2018
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a ugly money thirsty hoe that only likes you if you give him money
brandon will kill you for cash
by brandon killer November 14, 2019
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Brandons smell like absulute shit and talk about fortnite,pokemon, and his moms tits. brandons are crazy over candy and anything that will get them high.
oh shit what smells like tits must be brandon
by balosires9000 June 18, 2019
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He's cool and chill he's that one guys you'll see in the corner just chilling
Brandons cool and chill
by i dont know May 19, 2015
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A complete and total douchebag
Only wants girls for sex
Wont care about anyone's feelings except for his own
by Zugzwang716 November 26, 2015
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brandons are notorious for having stank ass breath. do NOT get close to them, their coochie smelling breath will kill you. it deadass is toxic, just like their personality. don’t trust them, they’re just trying to get close to kill you with their breath.
“yo did you smell brandons breath??”

“yeah dawg, that shit was gnarly.”
by ihatewhiteboys226 September 12, 2020
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the most retard kid i’ve ever met

this fat piece of shit thinks he can go around saying the n word and talking shit about people
this gayass thinks he can go around acting so depressed when he’s not even depressed
that is so gay and annoying
he seems like brandon
by hurb moment October 20, 2019
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