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brandon

a ugly money thirsty hoe that only likes you if you give him money
brandon will kill you for cash
by brandon killer November 14, 2019
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brandon

A complete and total douchebag
Only wants girls for sex
Wont care about anyone's feelings except for his own
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BRANDON!?
by Zugzwang716 February 28, 2016
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brandon

Brandons smell like absulute shit and talk about fortnite,pokemon, and his moms tits. brandons are crazy over candy and anything that will get them high.
oh shit what smells like tits must be brandon
by balosires9000 June 18, 2019
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brandon

brandon. his looks may be appealing but don’t let them fool you. he may seem nice at first but after awhile you will soon find out he is a player. it will definitely be hard to believe at first but it’s true
can’t believe i fell for brandon. should’ve listened to alexa
by javilover December 16, 2018
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brandon

He's cool and chill he's that one guys you'll see in the corner just chilling
Brandons cool and chill
by i dont know May 20, 2015
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brandon

the most retard kid i’ve ever met

this fat piece of shit thinks he can go around saying the n word and talking shit about people
this gayass thinks he can go around acting so depressed when he’s not even depressed
that is so gay and annoying
he seems like brandon
by hurb moment October 19, 2019
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brandon

a man hoe who has no sense of style and is secretly gay even though he denies it. the only reason he talks to girls is cause they think of him as a gay best friend. OH and he’s really slow and needs everything spelled out for him.
brandon is a fucking prick
by dknd13 June 11, 2018
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