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Goldfish brain

Adj. used to describe an extremely forgetful person
Man that girl still can't remember my name and I've met her 6 times. She's got such a goldfish brain.
by Azraelo September 21, 2016
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Donkey-brained

A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.
Dennis eating cereal while driving was completely Donkey-brained.
by TurkTurkleton June 6, 2013
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Big brain

A term to describe the most intelectual of individuals.
I have big brain
by rubythekitten19 August 6, 2019
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Brain Dead Motherfucker

An absolute Dolt. Someone who doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Man, you're one Brain Dead Motherfucker for doing that.
by JimmyOre July 7, 2009
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Braincakle

When your brain is under the intense anger of a sugar craving, so it lets out a screechy battle cry demanding for cake.
You: broccoli

Brain: no. Noop. Nada.
You: green
Brain: activate angry braincakle
You: CAKE!
by Sprigoons December 21, 2020
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Late Night Brain Syndrome

The condition of your brain in which late at night you think of things that make you sad, such as memories with an Ex or just fun times that you wish you could repeat and relive forever.
It also includes thinking of someone you like, but knowing that they don't like you back, or you're too afraid to find out if they do or not, therefore, you will never get to be with them.
Jay: I am sad.
Ashlynn: Why's that?
Jay: My Late Night Brain Syndrome is kicking in. All I want to do is sleep but I can't stop thinking.
by Nickkzor99 September 14, 2012
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sexy brain

A phrase used to describe someone who is sexually attractive because of their high IQ or because the way they think is unique or seems very similar to the attractee's own ideals.
"He has a PhD in psychiatry & neuroscience and works for Doctors Without Borders. He doesn't look like much, but damn, he's got a sexy brain."

"I love her sexy brain! It's like she knows what I'm thinking before I do."

Some examples of famous sexy brains: Pierre Elliot Trudeau, Dr. Ruth Westheimer, John Stewart, Jodie Foster, Barrack Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Steve Jobs, Ayn Rand
by Anemonii February 4, 2010
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