Braden

The luckiest person alive. His girlfriend is the best person ever. He is happy ever millisecond of his life.

No one is luckier than Braden

by Bman18 October 22, 2016

Braden

Braden sometimes acts like he is "too cool for school", but at the end of the day, he is very sweet towards his friends and always knows how to make someone feel better. He cannot keep a girlfriend for long, but doesn't deserve that. He sometimes gets teased for having "friends that are girls" but he goes through more struggles than most people think.

Girl 1- Why is Braden walking around with sunglasses?
Girl 2- He is too cool, remember?
Girl 1- Oh, yeah. I'm gonna ask him out!

by Anonymous18254 November 4, 2016

Braden

Usually tall, handsome, and pulls girls like it's nothing. Also he usually has a huge penis.

He definitely looks like a braden.

by Grandmasteryyu May 13, 2018

bradwank

1. A Bradwank is a particularly poor type of Project Manager, normally having attained his position through nepotism. A Bradwank typically associates with the Dickmond class of manager.

2. A piratical twat, whose sayings include "Paaaaaaaaasswords", "Maaaaaaaaaaaaster", and "Rich, Rich, can I slap your knob".

Looks like Bradwank has made a balls-up of this EPOS project.

by Cock Flasp August 18, 2006

Braden

A guy who smells nice

He smells like axe body spray... must be a braden

by Turtles hate violence December 24, 2019

bradern

When a female styles her pubic hair (armpits / vagina) in either a brade or ponytail.

-Damn Alyssa how long did it take you to bradern today?

-Before the wedding Julia had to bradern for the after party.

by QSKRaNdOmZZ January 6, 2011

Bradenton blue

A tasty drink invented by Steven Warren. Made with 2 parts Bacardi rum, 2 parts Malibu coconut rum, 2 parts peach schnapps, 2 parts blue curaco, 4 parts sour mix. Mix with ice and enjoy until the police arrive

“Man, it’s hot as Africa..I could swim in a pitcher of Bradenton Blue.”

by Lickerguy January 28, 2018