Boring Lump of a Girl

A woman or girl so bland, vacuous and lifeless that she actually sucks the will to live from those within her presence.

Kristen Stewart plays the perfect role as Bella Swann because she's such a Boring Lump of a Girl--just like Bella!

by lizybee June 25, 2010

you take boring poops

An insult meant to insinuate that the recipient is without adequate technological devices to game or stay connected to the internet during a bowel movement

Person 1: "Bah, I bet you take boring poops"

Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"

by greigh_river February 10, 2010

boring as bat shit

A common phrase that is deeply rooted in the Australian vernacular and frequently used to convey your disappointment in a person or a thing.

"Your performance was as boring as bat shit," said Kyle Sandilands, a past judge from Australian Idol.

by Norman Harvey September 7, 2016

school is so boring

this is because school is gay and so fucking useless
id rather watch boku no pico for 24 hours straight tbh

Teacher: Ok class time to do algebra
Noah: "School is so boring"
*continues to fuck the teacher and make her pregnant ez*

by noahxdlol March 9, 2021

Maybe I Was Boring

Album for gay teens

Me: I listen to the “Maybe I was boring” songs

Friend: Your a fa-

by Imyourmeowmeow July 22, 2021

boringitis

A common ailment in the 20-30 age range, often seen in concert with the debilitating disease called "work". Beer is often taken to cure the problem, however more resilient cases have been known to be treated with Vodka and/or other harder drugs.

G: Man, I have a bad case of boringitis today.
S: Let's go get drunk.

by xsting2 March 7, 2009

Borinda

A genus of clumping bamboos erected in 1994 by Stapleton and previously included in the genera Fargesia and Yushania.

Man, I'm tired of all that borinda blocking my view of those fine orinda ladies!

by themanwithnonamethesecondcomig November 6, 2008