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Boobstacles

When a womens boobs are too big and get in the way of completing a task.
A women reached for her stapler, but her boobstacles knocked over her water bottle which spilled all over her desk.
by Brian Sorry April 30, 2008
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Boomstick

A kickass way of saying "shotgun."
This... is my BOOMSTICK!
by Rainsdark January 29, 2003
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Boomster

A member of the baby boomer generation who is as cool as he or she can possibly be, given the constraints of his or her age.
Wow, look at Jack and Juls shake it! They're real boomsters.
by PetPilot January 9, 2015
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boobset

A pair or SET of boobs.
Look at that boobset.
by 1352532636 May 30, 2009
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Sucked His Man Boobs Clean of Fat and Milk

When someone behaves in a way so as to think that you are stupid, when really you are the one playing them.
When the little man drank the poisoned wine in "Princess Bride," Wesley sucked his man boobs clean of fat and milk.
by SoftCrumb October 13, 2021
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Moral Boobster

It'sa girl (stripper or friend) who boosts you moral by doing a flash boob.
yesterday i was feeling kinda low, but Nancy came to my place and flashe boob me to cheer me up. She's really a moral boobster!
by KinkyLulu November 19, 2009
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99 words for boobs

A song about words for boobs, 99 words to be specific

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Thos are 99 words for boobs
by illestemia March 7, 2009
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