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Bosexual

When youre only attracted to women 35 years old and up.
Yo, i think im bosexual. "Why?" Because your mom looking mad fine rn.
by BigSmexyBo March 18, 2021
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Boosexuality

(noun) boo-sek-shoo-al-i-tee 1. sexual desire or behavior directed towards a boo
"Only with the presence of a boo, can my boosexuality be truly upheld"
by Boosexual Man August 26, 2011
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boosexual

1) an awkward person that one could not find themselves sexually attracted to; 2) a person who brings little to the sexual dynamic of a relationship or booty call.
Last night was tragic, I ended up going home with a boosexual that just laid there.
by ryanweb October 12, 2008
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botsexual

Sexual attraction to andriods. Botsexuals love robots because they don't cheat on it.
Singer Janelle Monae isn't gay, she's botsexual -- so all you lesbians, hands off.
by coniecone October 28, 2010
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bandsexual

a male or female who instead of using sexual reproduction or asexual reproduction uses the saxophone to reach happiness or climax.
Yanni sat in the back of the band room and inserted her saxophone inside of her and found God.
by Nicki December 2, 2004
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Beesexual

The act of being attracted to bees in a non sexual.
"Hey are you Besbeeian?"
"No I'm actually Beesexual."
by Soundwav e February 9, 2021
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Bikesexual

The sexual attraction of a man towards a bike, commonly small bikes or children's bikes.

Men that are Bikesexual often have their sexuality associated as a choice or sexual preference, however it is considered a mental illness, like pedophilia or necrophilia.

Bikesexuality has never been associated with women before, and the reason for this is still unknown. However, the female gender is the only one to experience Hobosexuality (sexual attraction towards homeless people).

Men that experience Bikesexuality are often more commonly attracted to small/tiny bikes or children's bikes. This has nothing to do with pedophilia, but is believed to have something to do with the fact that men who are Bikesexual 'have a momentary lapse in brain function whenever seeing a bike, thus meaning they revert back to a child-like state, liking anything cute, shiny or small'.
Tricycles are especially appreciated in this circle of men.
Mikhail came a few times when he saw Sasha's new Barbie tricycle.

He still doesn't consider himself Bikesexual.
by Mechanical Ballerina May 18, 2009
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