Boner 

Boner means an erected pennis.
It's called like that because it reminds a bone when it's hard.

John was watching to much porn in his computer, so he got a boner.

Boner by Urban Dictionary October 14, 2007

Boner 

When u see somebody hot and ur penis gets stiff

Bob got a huge boner when he went to the strip club

Boner by ThatOneGuy6109 May 25, 2014

boner 

A "boner" is when men get erections when they see hot and busty women, and when they think about erotic thoughts.

Dude, I had a mean boner last night, I squirted cum all of my girlfriends face. Then she begged for more.

boner by Cousin Joe August 31, 2007

Boner 

Another way for saying someone is being lame or no fun

“Ya wanna go out tonight?”
“Nah”
“The hell why not?”
“Because I got homework”
“Oh come on that’s due in 2 days it’s just one night don’t be a boner!”
“Fuck you fine”

Boner by Gubby clitoris January 11, 2022

Boner 

A slang, band term for a trombone. Usually followed by the phrase "Can you blow my boner?" or rather.

"What do you play in the band?"
"Oh, the boner"
"Can I blow it?"
"No, me first"

Boner by inufan_7 October 22, 2008

boner 

a stupid mistake made by males when they see a thicc bih

"bro cover your boner bro she's looking"

boner by www.phub.com September 12, 2017

Boner 

When a man/boy is sexually aroused and their (penis) moves in an up motion causing the pants to (bulge).

(Finn): Tracy is so hot. She always gives me a boner.
Jack: Me too. Last night, I had a wet dream about her and Amy.
Han: You guys are so right but youre missing someone out.
Jack & Finn: Who?
Han: (Sabrina) of course! She's (so sexy)...Keeps giving me boners.

Boner by Panda who loves sex May 17, 2020