Blarffing

Two people grinding, or fucking, while throwing up, due to being drunk. Blarfing typically happens during college partys, and is a whole new way to have your first, highly recommended by Jojo Siwa

"This hot chic and i where blarffing SO hard."

by Purrrrrfect_pussy March 15, 2018

blarg you

One of the worst (quality-wise) insults known to man. Catchy, though.

"Blarg you, sir," declared the pickle with a raising of his finger.

by Mr. Feesh October 15, 2005

Blarg Rock

Blarg Rock: Refers to an old Bloom County cartoon with "Billy and the Boingers" rock band watching Ozzy on stage. To quote Ozzy in Bloom County, "Bleeep, Blaaag, Bloop, Blaaarg!! Take it Benny!!! (Ozzy then thinks, "Hang in the Oz. There's a nice spot of hot tea waiting back at the Holiday Inn.)"

Adapted defintion, Blarg Rock: Screeeeching guitar, belching crude vocals, unncessary volume. (Think Pearl Jam strangling cats with L7, on a bad day, through blown speakers.)

Dood, I just got the new "Screech monkeyhead douchebags" album! They use a busted-up powerdrill for a guitar on every track!

Wha? That stuff is just crap Blarg Rock.

by BlueDevilBill April 6, 2009

Blard

A term used to refer to the expelling of banana peels from the anus. This is usually a completely random occurrence and it tends to happen at the most inconvenient times.

"Ah, yes! The job interview was going smoothly until I felt the blard slip out".

"Have you ever blarded before that? Or was it your first time?"

"No, It was my first time blarding.... it actually felt rather nice coming out".

by ahahahahahhahahha April 15, 2021

blarg

A word used in Red vs. Blue from Rooster Teeth Productions. The word was said by the great destroyer, an alien named crunchbite. The name was later changed to fluffy. The alien that only loves.

Caboose: I think I will call him "crunchbite". Andy: Ahhh, that’s a stupid name. Caboose: Ahh, well, I think its better than your suggestion, crunchbite is---. Church: Caboose, who are you talking to---Holy Shit! Crunchbite: blarg!

by Vick Hewitts October 29, 2006

Blargen

Anything that has to do with anything

Wow! that was mad blargen

by Boser November 22, 2003

blard

One of the many grades of lard in fast food production, particularly kebab retailers. Discovered by a G Nicholson (UK) c.1993

Category A-Lard or alard
Category B-Lard or BLARD...

Extending up to Gamma-Lard (a theoretical Lard found under the fingernails of kebab shop owners).

"that meat was very high in blard."

by platform strange October 31, 2007