Boar

As a bear, I prefer to date otters, but why is it I always end up with boars?
by MTTransplant January 05, 2023
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Boar

One who can pick up fatties at the bar, then brags about it. The boar doesn't look at the female pig as disgusting (like most straight males do), he just sees a hole, and that's better than his hand. To him, it's all about the numbers, who cares if they weigh 350. To the boar, all he has to do is mention his steroided high school days, where he placed in the State weighlifting (see, there were only 3 competitors), and the huge panties come off.

The boar likes to think of himself as a stud, but in reality, the fatties are just desperate so they go home with him.
Look at Ol Boar, huggin on fat Kayla in the bar. He is either blind or just disgusting, yuck.
by Worka July 19, 2022
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Boar

A male human who loves fat chicks. The boar will boast about all of the females he has bagged, but most of them are close to 400 pounds. All the boar sees is a hole.
There are two reasons the boar gets laid so easily by these piggies:
1) He knows that is the only chance he has to go home with someone other than his hand.
2) The piggies are just desperate.

Boars tend to also be a little queer. When his friends try to intervene about his awful taste of ladies, he will always come back with a gay joke, but all that does is tell you what he thinks about.
Look at that boar kissing on fat Kayla again. Yuck.
by Worka July 22, 2022
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Boar

A man, who racks up big numbers because he mainly bangs fat women. The boar talks a big game but is really just doing his male companions a favor by taking the fat women out of the bar and off to market. Boars are usually a little queer too. They are attracted to fat girls because they look a little more like a dude.
Look at Boar, over at the bar with fat Kayla again, yuck.
by Worka July 27, 2022
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Boaring

Shiteist of shite banter
Sam's chat is Boaring
by DEFINITELYnotJUG February 07, 2023
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Sad boar

A joke referring to a boar plush that is sad. May also refer to a crying boar emoji.
i’m a sad boar
sad boarrrrrrr
by mehsabo March 21, 2021
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Wild Boar

That wild boar was getting filthy last night. She dangerous.
by Coyote Kyle February 07, 2023
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