Bluffing

When you cum and the semen comes out foamy, bubbly

"i was jorkin it last night and i ended up bluffing"

"dude fr ive mastered the art of bluff it works best with uranium"

by aromeslobster August 18, 2024

sluffering

Slaying but also suffering; an analogue to sliving.

Oh, we’re sluffering tonight, honey

by Skib E.D. June 21, 2025

headphone bluffing

Wearing a pair of headphones, typically within the context of a group of people studying, without actually playing music. The benefit of headphone bluffing is that people typically won't talk to you but you can still hear everything that is going on, therefore allowing you to be passively engaged in conversations of your choosing.

"Yo, I want to talk to Lucas but his headphones are in!"
"Look out, he might be headphone bluffing! You listening in, Luke?"

by BeardStrong April 26, 2014

Jimmy Buffeting

Regular, and often painful, oscillation of the male gonads most often caused by sexual intercourse.

He was rogering her so hard, he got a severe case of Jimmy Buffeting.

by Erwin Buzz November 18, 2016

Love bluffing

When someone in a relationship lies to their partner about their ability to love them in order to be able to have a relationship without putting in any actual effort, while receiving so much love but not providing any, to the point where their partner is willing to go to any length to obtain that love.

Guy: Hey I just got out of a bad relationship they were constantly love bluffing me.
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Guy's friend: That sucks but what's love bluffing?

Guy: It's when someone straight up manipulates you into giving them more love without giving you any in return.

Guy's friend: Wow that's horrible.

by sexy_weirdo March 14, 2022

No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!

A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024