by _xord April 17, 2020
Get the Blossom Dance mug.Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.
Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."
by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016
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A totally blown out rectum similar to a rosebud by continuous strain on the anal sphincter, basically to the point where the muscles no longer work. Usually caused by larger than suggested objects going in the out door too often... or possibly pooping a volleyball.
by Shayfus August 18, 2016
Get the Orange Blossom mug.The Australian woman will not marry a man, if he will not perform sprinkle blossom on the third week of every month.
by Guilo Gringo July 7, 2023
Get the sprinkle blossom mug.Named after the Christmas cookie, it is a sexual act in which one inserts one or more Hershey kisses into another persons asshole and proceeds to lick/eat the chocolate out as it melts.
Hey did you hear about jb? He just bought a bag of Hershey kisses for his boyfriend. He wants to try a peanut butter blossom tonight.
by Geraldorivera July 28, 2011
Get the Peanut Butter Blossom mug.The result of one's anus after many a object has vigorously and continually penetrated it. This leads to an anal prolapse, being the falling out of the rectum from ones arsehole. The image of this is similar to that of a flower blossoming
by Ricardo Del Toro June 18, 2007
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