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Blossom Dance

A powerful move used by Dunban in the JRPG Xenoblade Chronicles.
Born from the world of strife, against the odds, we choose to fight! Blossom Dance!
by _xord April 17, 2020
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hog blossoms

Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.
Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."
by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016
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Orange Blossom

A totally blown out rectum similar to a rosebud by continuous strain on the anal sphincter, basically to the point where the muscles no longer work. Usually caused by larger than suggested objects going in the out door too often... or possibly pooping a volleyball.
I feel like I'm sitting on a giant hamburger due to my orange blossom.
by Shayfus August 18, 2016
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sprinkle blossom

The act of cunnilingus performed while the recipient is taking a massive dump.
The Australian woman will not marry a man, if he will not perform sprinkle blossom on the third week of every month.
by Guilo Gringo July 7, 2023
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Peanut Butter Blossom

Named after the Christmas cookie, it is a sexual act in which one inserts one or more Hershey kisses into another persons asshole and proceeds to lick/eat the chocolate out as it melts.
Hey did you hear about jb? He just bought a bag of Hershey kisses for his boyfriend. He wants to try a peanut butter blossom tonight.
by Geraldorivera July 28, 2011
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Blossom

The result of one's anus after many a object has vigorously and continually penetrated it. This leads to an anal prolapse, being the falling out of the rectum from ones arsehole. The image of this is similar to that of a flower blossoming
Your mother's arsehole has been abused and penetrated so hard that it has begun to blossom
by Ricardo Del Toro June 18, 2007
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turd blossom

1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove"
2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.
George Bush is a turd blossom himself.
by Me December 19, 2004
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