Oriental Blumpkin

This is the act of giving/receiving a blumpkin, from a girl or a boy, while the giver is blowing the receiver the giver must vomit all over the receivers cock and lap, induced by choking on the receivers cock. Typically after an Oriental Blumpkin commences the fellating party puts their hand in front of their mouth and makes a racially stereo-typical Asian laugh.

Yo Johnny caught an Oriental Blumpkin from that swamp donkey last night... she puked all over him.

by Roberto TM November 18, 2007

Porta Blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a shit on the toilet inside a Porta-Potty. Very similar to the plain BLUMPKIN. Just watch out for the blue water.

Why don't you come inside this porta potty and give me a Porta Blumpkin.

by Dominick AKA Snuffy September 10, 2007

Detroit Blumpkin

When a couple is doing a sitting 69, the man takes a shit and the woman is on her period. (Obvious blumpkin + red wings reference)

That is the nastiest girl I know. She did a Detroit Blumpkin. Hell, and her boyfriend is almost as bad.

by The Rebecca Black Experience August 20, 2011

double blumpkin

Similar to an ordinary blumpkin but in this case the girl A.C. Slater's the toilet and blows the guy as he upper decks the toilet.

Chad and his girlfriend had to shit at the same time, so to kill two birds with one stone she gave him a double blumpkin in her parents bathroom.

by D-Zell June 23, 2011

Blumpkin Queen

One who is the best at giving blumpkins, which is the act of sucking a man's penis while he is taking a poop on the toilet.

Lauren is the new blumpkin queen.

by neemdawg September 3, 2010

Deluxe Blumpkin

the act of receiving a blowjob while simultaneously taking a dump, peeing, and eating pizza, or maybe cake. if you accomplish this, i'm proud.

To my knowledge, no one has ever received a Deluxe Blumpkin.

by simbaluv717 November 5, 2009

Menthol Humming Blumpkin

While receiving a blow job, while taking a bowel movement, the "giver" insertes something into their mouth containing menthol, such as a cough drop, then continues while forcefully humming through there nose.

E-rod, I finally I got that Menthol Humming Blumpkin me and Rat where talking about yesterday! That girl was a real trooper!

by Mr wood April 29, 2015