by Tinypyro June 6, 2017
Get the Close the blinds mug.1. Tina completely blindsided Susan when she stole her purse.
2. Have you heard the new Blindside album? It's fantastic.
2. Have you heard the new Blindside album? It's fantastic.
by Samantha March 7, 2004
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a really good almost-real-sounding term to use with the intent of throwing off a ditz.
a really good almost-real-sounding term to use with the intent of throwing off a ditz.
Crystal: "My right blinker doesnt work."
James: "You're probably out of blinker fluid."
(later at auto zone)
Crystal: "I would like to buy some blinker fluid, please."
Clerk: "What the hell??"
James: "You're probably out of blinker fluid."
(later at auto zone)
Crystal: "I would like to buy some blinker fluid, please."
Clerk: "What the hell??"
by jackieshmackie April 17, 2006
Get the blinker fluid mug.A humorous hacker's term for diagnostic lights on old mainframe computers and modern network hardware. The word is supposed to give the average English speaker the impression that it is a German word. The word comes from a warning sign written in mangled mock German and typically printed in a blackletter-Gothic font, that used to be popular under computer room personal in the U.S.A.
ACHTUNG! Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers!
Das machine control is nicht fur gerfinger-poken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowen fuse, und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.
Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseenen keepen das cotten picken hands in das pockets, so relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.
Das machine control is nicht fur gerfinger-poken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowen fuse, und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.
Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseenen keepen das cotten picken hands in das pockets, so relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.
by RagingR2 July 15, 2007
Get the blinkenlights mug.by Possiblythis May 11, 2017
Get the Blindside mug.Eye glasses or sunglasses worn strictly for fashion purposes and to block ejaculate from getting in the eyes during oral sex - usually a must when performing a bukkake.
Me: The freshman girl from the dorms told me she was gonna come over and suck our whole fraternity off.
Todd: Really? She better bring her bukkake blinds or else she will end up in the hospital with an eye infection like the last girl.
Todd: Really? She better bring her bukkake blinds or else she will end up in the hospital with an eye infection like the last girl.
by slole1 August 12, 2011
Get the bukkake blinds mug."Man, we've been trying to have a kid for ages, I'm shooting blanks at the moment."
Q: "Didn't you use a rubber?"
A: "Nah, I'm shooting blanks."
Q: "Didn't you use a rubber?"
A: "Nah, I'm shooting blanks."
by Diego July 8, 2003
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