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Fuck blinder

When going to Atlantic City. The person your with is so pent up and horny that you screw for mutliple hours. Then attempt to walk around the casino only to walk in circles as if you had "blinders" on.
When attempting to navigate your way to AC, you continously get lost and end up in Philadelphia because you have your Fuck Blinders on. When your mind is distracted by images and smells of "fucking". All leading you to crazy comments such as, "Let'sgo make some babies".
by The original Fuck Blinder November 27, 2011
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green blimpsuit

Derisive nickname for the jumpsuit worn by severely overweight custody officers in California prisons.
Lookout, here comes Big Nuts in his fashionable green blimpsuit!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019
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to turn a blind eye

to ignore something and pretend you do not see it
I told him the truth but he just wanted to turn a blind eye!
by worterbuch February 15, 2015
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blind guardian

A Damn. Good. Band.
You need no other explaination. Now, GO PICK UP THEIR CD.
Generic kid 1: I LIEK MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.

Generic kid 2: Blind Guardian destroys them.

Generic kid 1: *emo tear*
by LIEK HALLO December 28, 2005
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legally blind

The amount of vision one has where they can see, barely, but not enough to drive a getaway car.
I'm innocent. I am legally blind, so how am I gonna drive a getaway car?
by jermwash November 11, 2014
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Fixed Blind Date

When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.
Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!
by HI IM JAKE March 7, 2011
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blim-burn

a small hot bit of plastic, boot polish, tar etc soap bar that falls from your spliff onto your clothing leaving a burn hole
"Last night I went out driving in my car,
I sparked up a fat spliff of fucking Soap Bar,
A Blim-burn burned right down to my dick,
And while I was distracted, I fucking crashed into a
Brick wall, the car was fucking battered,
The bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered,
You’re better off smoking The Green instead,
Cause it don’t Blim-Burn and it’s better for your head"
Goldy Lookin Chain, Soap Bar from The Greatest Hits Album
by Cpt. Cronic September 1, 2006
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