breacher

A turd that breaks or "breaches" the surface of the water in the toilet. Ideally without touching the sides although this variety is still a breacher it is refered to as the "leaner" variety.

How is your day going? Great, I had a breacher this morning!

by unsub April 2, 2005

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.

All that glitter ain't gold.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

by EgoÏk April 23, 2014

bleached wheat cracka

The whitest of the white.

Dayyymn son, dat bleached wheat cracka is whita dan dry wall!

by WiggersAndWegrosInc March 13, 2009

Beacher

A name referring to people going to or near the beach for vacation. A tourist .

Towns near the beach are usually sparsely populated, but when summer comes around waves of beachers crowd the streets, shops, and beaches.

by I do stuff sometimes June 2, 2016

bleached penis

A white man's penis. Usually super small. Very white and cannot be seen in bright light. Usually very hard to get an boner because of its size and malfunctioning.

I like Asian cocks better cause, bleached penis is not my type...

by yourfavoritedickman456 August 31, 2012

deposited one in the centerfield bleachers

ejaculating at the point of deepest penetration

At first, she was like, is that all you got???? ...until I deposited one in the centerfield bleachers.

by phaeidaeux October 28, 2012

Bleached the spoons

To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.

I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.

I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.

by Zixer May 5, 2014