Barack

The best-of-both shade of brown, akin to the dear president. Fits in the Dulux colour chart; somewhere inbetween 'cafe creme' and 'corrugated card'.

'Did you see that guy's Barack?'
'Hell yeah, that's no Piz Buin!'

by Anita Diamant October 4, 2009

Barack Hussein Obama

The first black president in the history of the United States. If he succeeds (fixes ecomony, calms middle east etc.), he will go down as the greatest president of all time, at least to democrats. If he fails, he will go down as the "muslim" who ruined america, even though hes not actually muslim.

If he succeeds: "Barack Hussein Obama is a god! a god i say!"

Fails: "Barack Hussein Obama was probabaly a secret muslim who wanted to destroy America."

by Mischievous Rivous February 28, 2009

Baracknophobia

A fear of four more years.

"I cannot vote for Barack Obama again in 2012, I have Baracknophobia - A fear of four more years."

by HardTimes July 27, 2012

Balram

A guy who trolls a lot. Sometimes annoying, but funny.

Balram trolls everyone, after being satisfied moves on to another victim.

by Hello8333 December 12, 2012

Baragon

A Japanese cinematic monster. Debuted in Frankenstein Conquers the World. Burrows underground and fires a heat beam from its mouth. Reddish in color. Has an appetite for humans and livestock. Also appeared in several Godzilla movies.

Watch the following movies:
Frankenstein Conquers the World
Destroy All Monsters (small cameo appearance)
Godzilla-Mothra-King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack

by Kent February 3, 2004

ba baracus

BA Baracus is a bad, invisible gold chain wearing motherfucker. Hannibal, Face and Murdoch couldn't do without him.

Slang for a hard-hitting motherfucker.

"God damn, Jimmy is a real BA Baracus. True gangsta!"

by Alfonse December 21, 2005

Barackophobia

Similar to arachnophobia or acrophobia, barackophobia is the strong, irrational, overwhelming fear of Barack Obama. Sufferers experience a wide variety of symptoms, such as sweating, jumpiness, trembling, anxiety, shitting their pants, accidentally jizzing their pants without warning, hallucinations, sudden cardiac arrest, depression, insomnia, strokes and not being able to control when or where they fart. Although people disliking Obama is common, it becomes a phobia when one purposefully avoids watching the news out of fear for seeing Obama. There is, sadly, no known cure to barackophobia. Sufferers are often times prescribed medical marijuana, but that does not 'cure' barackophobia. There is still much for my team of advanced researchers and I to discover about this puzzling mental condition. Perhaps, one day, we will cure this terrible condition so sufferers can live a comfortable, normal life again.

"Did you see the video where Barack Obama touched dicks with Mitt Romney, bro?"

"No, I didn't, man. I already told you that I have barackophobia."

by McFloppycock July 11, 2015