Bison head

Typically a normal person from 200 yards however on closer inspection has been genetically blessed with a humongous head.

" fuck me, are we on safari or is that just a massive bison head"

by Nativedog September 17, 2017

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Gabriel Inglesias Is Master Bison

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by AUDITORIUMU February 16, 2025

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when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".

If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???

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Gabriel Inglesias Are M. Bison

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Bison Nudge

Used as an expression for avoiding or escaping a controversial scenario or a problematic situation by using someone/something else as an excuse to save your own ass.

Exemplified by the youtube clip "Douchebag Bison"

Akin to 'throwing someone under the bus' or 'passing the buck'

Reporter: Why do you think your movie was a flop this week?

Lead Actor: The script was good. But people just won't go see the film cause of the lead actress and her low level of acting skills.

TV viewer: Damn! That dude just gave her a bison nudge.

example #2: Penn State gave Joe Paterno a bison nudge.

by MR EMAN November 11, 2011

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