Birkenstocks

shoes that hippies wear. the ever so awesome band, nofx doesnt like hippies

he's got a tye dyed rancid shirt,
he wears his birkenstocks to work,
is he a jerk? no! just confused
jeff dont wear regular shoes

by baller23423434 October 16, 2008

birkenstocks

Once known as ugly lesbian shoes, now the "cool" thing to wear.
Still ugly.

"Check out the dyke with the birkenstocks!"
"OMG Becca, I just bought these $80 birkenstocks at Abercrombie and Fitch!!"

by AS May 13, 2005

Birkenstink

Refers to the smell associated with Birkenstocker (or greenie, or rabid environmentalist) related things.

I bought one of those new greenie front-loading washing machines, but the Birkenstink is terrible.

by NewContributor October 26, 2011

Birksy

A Birksy is otherwise known as a common "plopper" or "Birsky. There is only one.

Yooooo, Birksy! What's that sound??? "Meeeeeeeeeow." You Plopper.

by Orange_Cat December 4, 2014

Birkenhead's Law

Derived from the Birkenhead Drill, Birenhead's Law states that, because women are oppressed by patriarchy, men do not deserve any help or sympathy.

A new blog on Tumblr has just banned all men from joining because it's creator firmly believes in Birkenhead's Law.

by everythingannoysme July 25, 2015

Birkenflock

A group of people wearing Birkenstocks. Much like a flock of birds, Birkenstock wearers tend to congregate in large groups.

"A large Birkenflock was settled outside of Peete's Coffee in Harvard Square."

by fkorte043 November 7, 2015

birkenstalking

In large crowds or at festivals you stalk people who wear those super-ugly Birkenstock two strap sandals and you stomp on their toes for offending everything decent with their lack of sensibility.

"I'm bored with Imagine Dragons, let's go Birkenstalking!"

by Vhael January 9, 2016