Birch tree

When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.

Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"

by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021

Birch

Absolute fucking zyn lord Mfer be in science class with Pablo Escobar and still doing more coke than him. Gaslighting champ of the year women don’t speak to him unless he text first. Either a dope ass guy or a huge asshole

Guy 1: did you see birch in class today?
Guy 2: he was buzzing like a be

Guy 1: he’s literally osamzyn Ladin

by Eder’s future wife October 12, 2023

Benji Birch

A bent man with small wood who gets ordered around by bell. Benji Birches also tend to be drained mentally due to their autistic nature such as barking at people as a way to seem more dominant despite their smaller stature and small wood.

Stay away from him, I heard him barking earlier. He's probably a Benji Birch.

by Young Boy Bluejay December 9, 2023

Birch

When autocorrect refuses to let you cuss and corrects "bitch" to "birch".

Birch, you playing to much!

by skkeet2k17 December 14, 2017

Birch

1.When autocorrect turns bitch into birch
2.What you call some one if they have a bushy bush (can be male and female)

She’s totally a birch

by IAmABoyThatsAll August 28, 2018

birch

Someone who’s kind of cool but also a bit of a bitch.

“Myron is a real birch”

by mrhbtsl April 21, 2021

Birch

Birch is the best person you will ever meet, they are highly attractive and pull all men, women, and everyone else.
Birch is an epic swaggy gamer that is great at Yu-Gi-Oh.
a Birch will never let you down no matter what.
Everyone loves a Birch

A: Is that birch
B: yeah look how epic

by soybean112 January 30, 2022